Terms & Conditions

Last updated: 6 September 2026.

Service

Turdective provides logic-puzzle entertainment, member content, personalised digital stories and optional book/merchandise products. Puzzle and availability features may change as the service develops.

Subscriptions

Paid Club benefits continue for the purchased billing period and renew according to the checkout terms until cancelled. Statutory consumer rights are unaffected.

Personalised content

Customers must have permission to submit personal details, photographs or stories about other people. Customer-supplied identities and private details are not reusable in public content by default. Turdective retains its underlying game engine, recurring Turdective characters, puzzle systems and generic assets.

Acceptable use

Do not submit unlawful, abusive, infringing or privacy-invasive material. We may reject or require changes to a personalised request.

Books and physical goods

Proofs require approval before print fulfilment. Shipping, manufacturing and return terms may depend on the selected fulfilment provider.

These are pre-launch draft terms and should receive UK legal review before launch.