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CHOOSE YOUR DIFFICULTY
How hard should today's Turdective be?
Medium gives the standard balance of clues and mini-games.
CHOOSE YOUR LEAD INVESTIGATOR
Who is taking this filthy case?
INSPECTOR PLOP'S BRIEFING
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SCENE OF THE CRIME · DO NOT SNIFF
EVIDENCE
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01CRIME SCENE SWEEP
Spot the suspicious stuff
A proper seek-and-find scene is packed with people, stalls and visual decoys. Start the sweep, zoom in and hunt for four small pieces of evidence hidden among the clutter. Misses and time trim your bonus; completing or skipping the sweep unlocks a deterministic evidence packet.
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Tip: the evidence is deliberately blended into the clutter. Use +/− to zoom; on desktop drag the zoomed scene, and on touchscreens scroll around it.
02SUSPECT INTERVIEWS
Four suspicious bottoms. Four useful reactions.
Interview every suspect. Informative statements are truthful Bog Board constraints; an occasional refusal is comedy only and is explicitly not evidence. Nobody lies in the standard Daily.
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03FLUSH 'EM OUT
Narrow the line-up. Don’t solve it for free.
Interrogate the evidence, not the characters. Easy gives up to two useful questions and Medium gives one. Flush 'Em Out stops at a two-suspect shortlist rather than naming the Poopetrator — the Casebook and Bog Board must finish the deduction. Fewer questions earn a bigger bonus.
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Your investigator is polishing the rubber gloves.
ASK THE INVESTIGATOR
SUSPICIOUS BOTTOM LINE-UP
Questions eliminate suspects; the survivors are only a shortlist. Record the final WHO on the Bog Board.
The answers come from structured suspect traits and the solver-certified solution — not from live AI. This mini-game narrows WHO did it but never confirms the culprit. Use its shortlist with the Casebook and Bog Board to prove the complete suspect ↔ location ↔ evidence ↔ Turdprint chain.
04LOCATION BOARD
Where had everyone been?
One suspect visited each location. The offence location remains part of the deduction on every difficulty until your casebook and Bog Board prove it.
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05EVIDENCE PACKETS
Open the clues
Every clue maps to a real solver constraint. With the neural pack installed, your selected lead investigator can read every opened clue aloud.
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opened🧻 Casebook relationship ruleEvery suspect owns exactly one location, one evidence item and one Turdprint. Easy and Medium log proven cross-category connections automatically. Hard makes you build and test the four chains yourself; the Bog Board still decides who owns each chain.
06THE BOG BOARD
Cross out the impossible
Easy and Medium use explicit × Impossible / ✓ Match tools so corrections never cascade by accident. New V2.8.2w cases also show only the number of final accusations still compatible with your logged facts — never their identities. Hard keeps the deliberate blank → × → ✓ → blank three-state board. In every mode, the Bog Board is your deduction workspace and the final accusation must be proved there.
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✓ Match× Impossible Unknown
07TURDPRINT LAB
Forensics has received a suspicious sample
Run a limited forensic triage. Easy can reach one profile; Medium deliberately stops at two. Hard removes the shortcut mini-games and instead requires the full three-test panel to identify the crime-scene Turdprint; the Casebook and Bog Board must still identify who owns that chain.
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Sample jar awaiting analysis
The label simply says “DO NOT OPEN NEAR LUNCH”.
RUN FORENSIC TESTS
Each authorised test excludes one incompatible register entry. Medium ends with a shortlist; Hard requires the complete panel so the forensic anchor is strong enough for a fair no-shortcut deduction.
NATIONAL TURDPRINT REGISTER
The register shows the surviving result after your authorised tests. Medium returns a shortlist. Hard returns the crime-scene Turdprint only after the full panel, then leaves the suspect/location/evidence deduction to the Casebook and Bog Board.
The sample identity comes from the solver-certified declaredSolution.profile. Test results are deterministic case data; no live AI decides the forensic answer.
08FINAL ACCUSATION
Point the rubber glove of justice
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V2.8 PREMIUM VISUAL DEDUCTION PLATFORM
Three mini-games. One deterministic mystery.
Crime Scene Sweep, Flush 'Em Out and Turdprint Lab now form a reusable engagement layer around the same solver-certified case, with scores, rewards and social competition preserved underneath.
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